Right, so here's where I start spouting ideas that I've had but can't write myself for whatever reason:
1. Rodney is Tok'ra. And John really likes Rodney but he's more than a little creeped out by the whole alien snake sharing his head thing. Spoiler: they get past it and fall in love
2. Grant Jansky on Atlantis. The guys a genius computerist (yeah, I don't know computers), he could have caught the SGCs eyes before he ended up trading. In a Rodney-less Atlantis, with Radek refusing to be on John's team even though he's CSO, John flies against expectations and asks Grant to be on his team. Spoiler: they fall in love.
3. Regency AU. I don't even have a plot, I just want a Regency AU. Spoiler: they fall in love
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1. Rodney is Tok'ra. And John really likes Rodney but he's more than a little creeped out by the whole alien snake sharing his head thing. Spoiler: they get past it and fall in love
2. Grant Jansky on Atlantis. The guys a genius computerist (yeah, I don't know computers), he could have caught the SGCs eyes before he ended up trading. In a Rodney-less Atlantis, with Radek refusing to be on John's team even though he's CSO, John flies against expectations and asks Grant to be on his team. Spoiler: they fall in love.
3. Regency AU. I don't even have a plot, I just want a Regency AU. Spoiler: they fall in love