Romance stories - caption help

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John glumly stared into the distance as Jane patiently explained - with diagrams - why it was Rodney's turn to bottom.

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"Let me read you one of my favorite bedtime stories, The Epic Tale of Rodney & John, Two Girl Scout Cookies in Love," Jane said.

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[goddess47]

As Teyla haltingly translated the Ancient guide that had been found next to the device, John resigned himself to never hear the end of Rodney drawling, "You just had to touch it!"