Romance stories - caption help

[melagan.livejournal.com]

John glumly stared into the distance as Jane patiently explained - with diagrams - why it was Rodney's turn to bottom.

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"Let me read you one of my favorite bedtime stories, The Epic Tale of Rodney & John, Two Girl Scout Cookies in Love," Jane said.

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What caption would you give this picture?

Comments

[sgamadison.livejournal.com]

That's perfect!