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Modern Romance for the Gifted (3497 words) by rabidfan
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Rodney McKay/John Sheppard
Summary:

When Hot!Neighbor (John, he thought. His name is John) stepped out of his room the next morning he was clad in nothing but a smile. Rodney scrambled out of the deck chair he’d been sitting in and launched himself towards the telescope still sitting in his living room.

“Damn, damn, damn.” He barked the tripod against his shin, nearly tripping him and sending both the scope and himself over the balcony railing. “No dying, no dying,” he sing-songed while setting up the scope in record time. “Stay naked, stay naked,” he continued as he locked the tripod into position.