Rodney is a bank teller part time while he works out his Theory of Everything to wow the masses. This one regular customer is kind of good-looking but unnecessarily awkward and what is with his ridiculous hair? Then one day the hot customer passes Rodney a note. OH NO IT'S A BANK ROBBERY! Rodney panics and pushes the big red button. The hottie tries to leave, but the security guard is all over him like a cheap suit. The cops are on their way!
Rodney steps back feeling bravely virtuous! Then finally reads the note.
"Hi. I'm John. I know you're working right now, but here's my number if you want to go for coffee."
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Date: 2019-01-09 09:32 pm (UTC)Rodney steps back feeling bravely virtuous! Then finally reads the note.
"Hi. I'm John. I know you're working right now, but here's my number if you want to go for coffee."
Well, crap.